Penises

Info Tristan LeMay
18 May. '17
Penises

Penises are beautiful,
Penises are fine.
I like penises, I suck them all the time;
I stroke ‘em with some poppers and I suck ‘em in a bunch;
If I had a hundred penises, I'd service them at once.

I'm a rimming and a licking
And a jerking all along,
And if you care to unzip,
I can suck your hard’ning dong.
Don’t you return the favor
And I do all this for free
If you want to share a penis
Hope you have a bite for me.

Penises are beautiful,
Penises are fine.
I like penises, I suck them all the time;
I stroke ‘em with some poppers and I suck ‘em in a bunch;
If I had a hundred penises, I'd service them at once.

Once I went to Portland,
Visited a drag queen,
I swear she was the grandest lady
That I've ever seen.
I told her she was beautiful
She acted like a whore,
She whipped out her big penis
And slammed me ‘gainst the door.

Penises are beautiful,
Penises are fine.
I like penises, I suck them all the time;
I stroke ‘em with some poppers and I suck ‘em in a bunch;
If I had a hundred penises, I'd service them at once.

Once I met a gorgeous guy
The hottest in the land
Young girls throughout the county were vying for his pole
They offered him their titties
They offered him their hole
I offered him a blow job
And he shoved it in my hole.

Chorus


A penis may be cut or not
And smooth as milk and butter
But they all taste so good to me,
It doesn't even matter
Small or as big as a hammer,
Any kind will do.
I like penises,
How about you?

Penises are beautiful,
Penises are fine.
I like penises, I suck them all the time;
I stroke ‘em with some poppers and I suck ‘em in a bunch;
If I had a hundred penises, I'd service them at once.

Penises are beautiful,
Penises are fine.
I like penises, I suck them all the time;
I’d have them for my dinner and I’d have them with my lunch;
If I had a hundred penises, I'd service them at once.

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