Vagina - A Song Parody

Vagina - A Song Parody

I feel her pubes tickling me tonight
But she says she needs more than just a semi-hard erection
She's pushing in, with all her might
Her perfect tits are bouncing in my hands in expectation
I turn to watch porn’s Marsha May
Hoping to get that extra nudge that guaranties me woodies
She grabs my face so I won’t stray, "Feel me boy, I’m squeezing it for you"

It’s way too weird I get hard licking you
There's nothing that I’d rather do than tongue that musky dew
I want my mouth on your vagina
Gonna make you cum and shoot a load straight into my own hand (ooh, ooh)

Guess it’s all that jerking in the night
My cock so restless, longing for some solitary company
I know I should resist and fight
‘Cause sure as Mike Adriano’s dick rises when he sees a titty
I know that too much solo stuff, cuts down on friction and slows down the cum

I get more horny and hot tonging you
There’s nothing that makes me harder than my tongue inside of you
I want my mouth on your vagina
Gonna make you cum and shoot a load straight into my own hand (ooh, ooh)

Musical break

"Hurry boy, my pussy’s here for you"

Most guys would want to be inside of you
But I’d much prefer my mouth be tasting you
I want my mouth on your vagina
Licking and kissing your vagina
(You’ll drip and stain)
You’ll make a stain with your vagina (I feel the strain)
I want my mouth on your vagina
I want to tongue your sweet vagina (ah, gonna take my time)
Gonna make you cum and shoot a load straight into my own hand (ooh, ooh)

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