It is Still Not that Easy Being Queer - A Silly Song Parody

It is still not that easy being queer
All the kids instagramming
With comments on selfies all insults and jeer
It is still not that easy being queer

It's like when some clergymen get the call
With those difficult feelings and gay trouble yearnings
When you watch RuPaul
It's not that easy to accept at all

There'll be guilt masturbating
Glory-holing, gay humping
Rubbing one out with your bro
There'll be straight-acting homies
And that’s-not-gay stories of
Sucking, getting fucked by Bruno

It can still really be hard being queer
You get caught while crossdressing
Wearing a cock ring
Eyeing Jake from the rear
And then everybody knows that your queer

There might be pussy licking
Slip it in or die trying
Fighting urges to suck on your bro
There'll be straight-porn with homies
Checkin’ out their hot tushies
Pretending you’re hard for that ‘ho

It can still really be hard being queer
You get caught while crossdressing
Wearing a cock ring
Eyeing Jake from the rear
And then everybody knows
Yes everybody knows
Everyone and their mom… knows you’re queer!

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