I am always statically charged. Always.
I go to press the button on any of the lifts at work, I get a shock. I go near any of the metal walls where the plaster has come off, I get a shock. I reach for the metal hand rails on stairs, I get a shock.
This is me:
David O'Doherty - Very Mild Superpowers
https://youtu.be/ghxnKDBadSk
(Posted Oct 26, 2016)