I haven't posted in a while but I wanted to wish you all a very happy holiday season and a Merry Christmas. Most people don't know that the twelve days of Christmas are NOT actually days LEADING to Christmas. Part of that might be Ellen Degeneres's fault but it's not ALL her fault. Hehe! Commercial exploitation of holidays started much BEFORE Ellen said "Yep, I'm gay"... even before she was born!
Actually, the 12 days of Christmas BEGIN on Christmas day with the Saviour's birth and end with the coming of the Magi, the three wise men, bringing their gifts to the baby Jesus. Then, of course, there is the countdown song "The 12 Days of Christmas" which is a caroling favourite. So a few years back, when I was writing my Christmas song parodies, I wrote, "The 13 Days of Sexmas". I hope you don't think I'm a bad Christian for doing this (and if you do, well... sorry... would be a polite way to say what I think), but here is the link to that song parody here on noveltrove. You can also check the 20 something others that I wrote based on Christmas songs. https://noveltrove.com/story/1477/the-13-days-of-sexmas
I hope you enjoy!
Tristan Lemay, author xx