No! Not literally! Haha! This is another one of my Christmas song parodies I thought I would share with you on the 5th day of Christmas. Remember Mele Kalikimaka as sung by Bing Crosby? Well, here is my naughty parody of this song!
Enjoy! https://noveltrove.com/story/2177/fuck-me-on-the-veranda-mele-kalikimaka-naughty-parody
Tristan LeMay, author xx