Hey there, notgudenuf,
Welcome to noveltrove! So cool you joined us. We hope you'll tell us all about yourself and that you'll have plenty of fun reading our stories. I'm sure you're much better than you feel you are. And since noveltrove is a judgement-free environment, we don't even want you to judge yourself so severely. Just free any part of your body that might need release. Okay?
Take care and... lubricate!
Tristan LeMay, author xx